Forgive me for this might be the end of our relationship. I know that we’ve been together for more than 3 decades, but I must say goodbye to you now. O please don’t cry, I will still see you at least once a day. And I promise you that during that time I will give you my undivided attention. So please wipe those tears away because the thought of leaving you is killing me too. Just imagine my feeling when I have to meet Mr. Banana instead of you in the morning. Though he is undeniably very sweet, but he is nothing compared to you. You complete me. You fulfill me. And to think of replacing you with Mr. Veggie in the evening, ohhh…the misery! He is so bland that I need to find other more interesting companions just to bear with him. I really miss you Rice. I really do. I am afraid that if that cruel Mr. Scale does not change his opinion of me, I would possibly have to leave you forever! Ohhh… I cannot imagine living the world without you my dear Rice. But it is what must be done. This is the sacrifice that I have to make and I really hope you would understand. In the mean time, I am sure you will find somebody new pretty soon. Please forget me. Audieu my love.
Your Former Devoted Lover,